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Old Feb 04, 2006, 12:51 AM // 00:51   #41
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Ok, this was my solution:

Step 1: get in bed with girlfriend and "go to sleep with her."

Step 2: wait until she is breathing evenly, poke her once or twice to see if there is any response, possibly say something just to be sure.

Step 3: carefully get out of bed...Log in and play until the sun starts to come up.

Step 4: return to the bed, carefully slide beneath the covers. lay still for 30 seconds or so and when all is clear, roll over and wake girlfriend.

Step 5: talk to her and be very sweet, tell her how badly you slept last night...terrible nightmares that you were playing Guild Wars too much and would ruin the relationship. When she sympathetically tells you all is ok, just sleep a bit more, accept the invitation.

Step 6: Sleep through work/class/any important real life chores required of you that day.

Step 7: awake just before girlfriend returns from work/school tell her how hard your day was, spend time with here and when its bedtime, return to Step 1.
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 01:42 AM // 01:42   #42
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jailbait! hahhaa we call one of our gurls on vent that.. ^^
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 01:51 AM // 01:51   #43
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Drill a hole in your computer, and use it as a new girlfriend.
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 01:55 AM // 01:55   #44
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^ HAHAHAHAH reminds me of Simpsons or was it Family Guy and the "sexbox"
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 02:21 AM // 02:21   #45
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echo are u stupid?
oranges are like 69cents a pound
crazy u think he actually wud do that.

i will break this down in steps
1. go to beach
2. find rocks
3. consult with the rocks, then wen theyre not looking, snatch as much as you can
4.run home, and not to home plate, ALL the way home to your house.
5.sneak into girlfriends house undetected.
6. create something that ur girlfriend can do while before u sneak in
7.hide in the closet with the rocks
8. beat her to death with the rocks when she goes to sleep
9. play guildwars all day with no biatching
10. thats it

if you do that then ure really crazy but u get to play gw all day
props to echo for giving me the rocks idea earlier in the thread

Note: i posted this when i saw the oranges/rocks debate thing on page 1

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Old Feb 04, 2006, 02:29 AM // 02:29   #46
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Buy another copy of GW, get another PC and play together.
Tell her its your hobby and its better than you doing drugs or killing people.
Hurry up and beat the game a few dozen times, then it'll get boring.
Strike a deal: agree to place less till the expansion comes out.
Find a girlfriend who likes games and stop messing with this one.
Or, fullfill her needs first, then play. A happy GF cant bitch about your hobby.
awesome

and imo..i told my GF i have 3 main things in my life, her, video games, and sugar.
now she started playing runescape a few days ago. shehad never even touched a game before lol, now she'll play for hours.
mwoohah i corrupted her
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 03:30 AM // 03:30   #47
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its easy to solve this problem it happened to me and still does just go to work or school come home play as much gw as u can before she calls you or she comes home simple and she'll even think u quit =)
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 04:56 AM // 04:56   #48
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go get another girlfriend.. make ya orignal girlfriend bi.. stick em on the bed while you play GW
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 06:56 AM // 06:56   #49
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maybe the OP should come up with a better imaginary girlfriend, if your imagination rejects you, you know you have a problem
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 07:29 AM // 07:29   #50
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^smiteful isnt he.
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 01:57 PM // 13:57   #51
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^uhhh interesting way of using the word smite...ful
and to answer your question about the "sexbox" thing
it was family guy, i think the episode was called "merry freaking christmas" and it was a VCR not a computer

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Old Feb 04, 2006, 06:02 PM // 18:02   #52
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Whoa can we stop all the "beat her do death with..." comments pls thats mean stop playing grand theft auto

Ummm just tell her GW is something you like and she should accept that. If she doesn't it means she's a jerk.
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 06:12 PM // 18:12   #53
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Whoa can we stop all the "beat her do death with..." comments pls thats mean stop playing grand theft auto.
Actually, it'd be far better to play more GTA, because then you'd get your rage out virtually.

Duh.
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 06:15 PM // 18:15   #54
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rocket launcher the helicopters and run people over with a motorcycle how can she not like the game
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Old Feb 04, 2006, 09:42 PM // 21:42   #55
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I got my GF hooked on games and i get no bother about playing any game. The first game was the sims and then i introduced her to Civ and who knows what next
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Old Feb 05, 2006, 01:00 AM // 01:00   #56
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Drill a hole in your computer, and use it as a new girlfriend.

pfffffff! ahhahahhahah
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Old Feb 05, 2006, 05:07 AM // 05:07   #57
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oranges are pretty expensive, any alternatives?
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Rocks.
Hahahaha, this made me happy No seriously, it made me laugh so hard I woke my little brother up...and he's all the way down the hallway.
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